An informal letter

[д-р Мюррей]

"Ivan is a Russian student who's going to study English in Brighton. He's going to stay with a family. Read the letter from Mrs Sanders <...> answer her letter"
Clive Oxenden, Christina Latham-Koenig, "New English File"

Russia, Moscow,
Tverskaya-13-118

27th July 2005

Dear Mrs Sanders,

Thank you for your letter. I’m very happy about your happiness I`m glad to hear that you're happy.
I’m arriving at Gatwick airport tomorrow night at 11.05 p.m. so I’ll get to Brighton the day after tomorrow after midnight. Please don’t meet me at the station! I haven’t a mobile phone I haven't got a mobile but have my mind and my remembrance I prefer to rely on my memory.
And now some words about me. I can’t eat or drink nothing except people’s blood, so can you please would you be so kind to wash your necks? I’m also allergic to garlic.
I prefer to share a room with your lovely son. I’m gay so can would you please ask him to wash his ass as well? If he’s really so sweet in reality as on photo, I’ll never go back to Russia and stay with your family until your death.

Best wishes,
Ivan Vladovich Pokusayko

@темы: графоманьячное, мозг на вынос, кухня и прочая хня, "дорогой мой дневничок!", мои друзья - маньяки, сиюминутное, так смеялись, что аж кашляли, слэш и яой, ничего святого, тараканы

Comments

[reimarra]

Это уже какой уровень?))
хых, учебник неизменен..

[д-р Мюррей]

reimarra, Pre-Int)
Хыыы, ну хороший же учебник!

[reimarra]

Bai Linmei, о да) особенно картинки